Latest News (As of September 1st, 2007)

• DANGEROUS THEIF MUGGING

  - A thief was found outside the National CP Bank, who had stole a net count of ~$9,000 from the building. The thief, later identified as John Doe, will be sued by the NCPB in the following weeks to come, and as for the moner, it will safely be brought back to their owners. Although the threat of the robbery was eliminated, bank users are remaining suspicious of whether the banks can be trusted or not. NCPB replied, stating that they are simply trying their best to make sure there users are free from any inconviniences such as the event that had occured.

• EXTRATERRESTRIAL ATTACK

  - Strange unidentified figures we're spotted in both the CP and OR districts today. The CP Alien, known from locals as the "Diversum" was found running across town, as multiple rifts in the sky opened. These rifts has yet to be explained. As for the OR District, a UFO was sighted crashing out of the ground, which is blowing up everything in it's path. Authorities have yet to sustain the saucer, as help arrives.

• CIVIL LAWSUIT

  - On Febuary 14th, a lawsuit was made against the Somteria Toy Company, due to their product "NUKES FOR KIDS!", A product deemed to be a Kids Product. One such family bought the toy for their kid, thinking it was fake. Though, at 3:08PM, the kid pressed a button labeled "Exploding Button", and the parent arrived from the mall, the house was just many small bricks from the house all over an ~50x50 radius, and police reports of their kid being halfway across the map. They sued the company, and as of Sep. 1st, they are in court with the defendant testifying. Reports of the trial is still unknown.